|Engagements and Marriages|
Just Married: Prince Menelaos of Greece and Princess Helen from the Kingdom
of Tyndareus. Menelaos enjoys hunting, chariot racing, and playing catch with his dogs
in the yard. His new wife enjoys shopping, testing mirrors, and birdwatching. Together
this new royal couple will rule Sparta after a two week honeymoon on Crete!
Just Married: Prince Paris and and Helen! Prince Paris enjoys herding sheep, playing
paddleball, and making decisions without any thought of the consequences. His new wife
likes riches, calling for help, and being a damsel in distress. They have no honeymoon
plans as of yet because they are under siege by the entire Greek army, who demands her
Engaged: Cupid and Psyche! Cupid enjoys making people fall in love, shooting
arrows at unsuspecting victims, and being transparent! His beautiful fiancee likes
picking flowers, flinging her hair, and gazing dreamily. The wedding date has not yet
Engaged: Pyramus and Thisbe! Pyramus and Thisbe, of Babylon, live next door
to each other. Pyramus likes talking on the grapevine and gazing at stars. Thisbe
likes much the same. The wedding is pending their parents' approval.
Phaethon son of Helios! Over the past few years quite a few of you people have
doubted that I, Phaethon, am the son of Helios. Well, I am. You were wrong!
Just to prove it, I will be driving my father's sun chariot across the sky tomorrow.
Have a nice day!